Wednesday, May 3rd

Listened to: Freestyle, Limblifter

Delivered to: 6

Conversations had: 1

Moments of Awkwardness: 2

Judgments Passed: 5

Things learnt: People who watch sports can now take out insurance on the games or tournaments that they will be watching. So, if their team loses too badly or prematurely, they may be eligible for a cash settlement. Calgary fans should have gotten that.

Memorable Moments: I saw this couple walking down the street with one another, looking as though they were on a nice stroll together. However, at closer inspection, they were both wearing MP3 players. "Hey, wanna go for a walk and completely ignore each other?" "Okay, that sounds nice."

As my notes from my day were taken about a week okay, I have one that makes no sense to me. It just says "Sleeping Lady." I will make one up. There was this lady who was prone to narcolepsy and she fell asleep as she was riding her dragon by the river. Her dragon, without a mind of it's own, began to plummet towards a gasoline factory (if such things exist). Because her dragon was breathing fire, this would be bad. So I woke her up by commanding my little bird pal to fly up to her and bite her left nostril. He did. It worked. She woke up and quickly lifted her dragon back up into the sky, narrowly avoiding the gasoline factory. Unfortunately, her dragon also farted fire and on the way up, because of the quick change in altitude, let one rip and the flames engulfed the factory, causing a huge explosion. And that was why there has been so much smoke in our town as of late. Crazy sleeping lady.

Times I played D&D as a youngster: Way too many.