Wednesday, May 31st

Listened to: Freestyle, Angels and Airwaves

Delivered to: 4

Conversations had: 0

Moments of Awkwardness: 0

Judgments Passed: 1

Things Learnt: Korean smokers must quit smoking if they want to go to college or university. It is not allowed by their friendly dictator.

Memorable Moments: Find a good costume in like a minute so that Brendon can dress up as the senior pastor of our church for his going away party.

Errands Ran: 4

Tuesday, May 30th

Listened to: Freestyle, David Crowder

Delivered to: 3

Conversations had: 1

Moments of Awkwardness: 0

Judgments Passed: 3

Things Learnt: James Blount is annoying and has been banned from some radio stations in the UK simply because he is annoying and people are tired of him. I say, good on you.

In some parliaments, if you want to stop a bill from being passed, you can eat it, literally. By taking the piece of paper it is written on and jam it into your gullet. I feel that Canada should look into this for the future.

Memorable Moments: Uh, reading my book.

Minutes spent in Starbucks: 58

Monday, May 29th

Listened to: Stars, Freestyle

Delivered to: 4

Conversations had: 0

Moments of Awkwardness: 2

Judgments Passed: 1

Things Learnt: A polar fleece is the best symbol of what defines Canada as a country.

Reality TV is starting to cause rises in confrontation around the world, specifically in the UK.

I look huggable to some.

Memorable Moments: Some guy wandered up to me and asked if I wanted to buy a digital camera. Then he showed it to me. It looked nice. His asking price was forty dollars. Hmmm. That's fairly cheap for a good camera. Maybe he had a better one and just wanted to make a bit of money off this lesser camera. But when I said no, he quickly hid it in his jacket and slinked, is the best word for it, off to find another customer. I think he stole it. It was a good deal though. And I was tempted for a period of time. Just to be honest.

I was sent to London Drugs to get a package of q-tips. Easy enough. It seriously took me around ten minutes to find the stupid things in the store. I looked everywhere about 3 times, except of course for the one place that they were. How does it make sense that q-tips are found in the baby aisle? How? It doesn't to me, but I don't know much about babies nor like them so maybe it makes sense to others. To me, it's stupid.

Other things that could make a better symbol of what Canada is as a country: Maple stuff, toques, hockey (unfortunately), hep C, Tim Hortons coffee, a rock, cheese. I don't know, lots of stuff. a polar fleece. Racists.

Friday, May 26th

Listened to: Snow Patrol (I'm on a real kick for this group. They're awesome!), Madly off in all Directions, We are Scientists (another of my faves), Freestyle

Delivered to: 31

Conversations had: 4

Moments of Awkwardness: 2

Judgments Passed: 5

Things Learnt: It would appear that I am a predictable person in some areas of life. Specifically, what I order from Subway as the person at the till knew my sub just by seeing that it was me. I am unsure as to how I feel about this. Part of me desires to rebel against predictability just for the sake of not being predictable. The rest of me is fine with it, comforted really. We'll see which wins out.

For men, 1 drink of alchohol a day reduces the chance of serious heart disease by 41%. Hm.

Memorable Moments: For a large chunk of the day, I was watching the sky sort of fight between sunny and cloudy. For a while there, it was divided in half and the clouds were approaching the sun like it was some type of war. Then I got lost in thought about how cool that would be, but did not crash my car. I was still able to pay attention to the rules of the road. Except for no rolling stops. Who obeys that?

I need to write this more often as I have two memorable moments that make no sense to me. One simply says big dog, which I can only assume had something to do with one heck of a big dog. The other says knitting, tv and tape. Honestly, no idea. It baffles me to no end, but I think it may have something to do with the radio show Freestyle and something they were talking about. Well, like it or live it.

Ratio of conversations to awkward moments: 2 to 1. That's a good day. And a record I think. I usually always have more awkward moments than conversations. Apparently, I am getting to be more at ease around my delivery people.

Thursday, May 25th

Listened to: Snow Patrol

Delivered to: 6

Conversations had: 1

Moments of Awkwardness: 3

Judgments Passed: 4

Things Learnt: It is a frustrating thing when people do not do the jobs they are required to do.

Memorable Moments: Apparently there was some mistake that was made in a dining room, as that is what I wrote down, expecting that it was so memorable, I could never forget it. Now I have. So there.

Smells smelled: A number of exotic type scents, ranging from a faint rotten orange juice to, again, thinned out poop that seemed to have been spread onto the walls of an apartment building. Glorious.

Wednesday, May 24th

Listened to: Freestyle, Angels and Airwaves

Delivered to: 5

Conversations had: 1

Moments of Awkwardness: 2

Judgments Passed: 5

Things Learnt: Video games are something that actually help surgical doctors with their skills at cutting and whatever else it is they do.

Memorable Moments: none

Rolling Stops Perpetrated: 8, at the least. Everybody is guilty of these.